中國式英語的中國式英語詞匯表

smilence=smile+silence=笑而不語

emotionormal=emotion+normal=情緒穩定

circusee=circus+see=圍觀

vegeteal=vegetable+steal=偷菜

ungelivable=un+geili+vable=不給力

gelivable=geili+vable=給力 chinsumer=Chinese+consumer=在國外瘋狂購物的中國人

suihide=suicide+hide=躲貓貓

don‘train=don’t+train=動車

shitizen=shit+citizen=屁民 sexretary=sex+secretary=女秘書

togayther=together+gay=終成眷屬(專指同性戀）

divoice=divorce+voice=離婚宣言

animale=animal+male=男人天性

jokarlist=joke+journalist=記者 you me you me=彼此彼此

You give me stop=妳給我站住

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one=要錢沒有，要命壹條

Give you some colour see see=給妳壹點顏色瞧瞧