有關英語短笑話帶翻譯精選？
有關英語短笑話帶翻譯篇1
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師：傑克，妳為什麽不認真聽課?
傑克：老師，我正在聽課呀!
老師：如果妳剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什麽。
傑克：您說的是：“傑克，妳為什麽不認真聽課?”
有關英語短笑話帶翻譯篇2
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什麽?”。
約翰：“妳想它是什麽呢”?
老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。
有關英語短笑話帶翻譯篇3
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什麽地方。
約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。
老師: 對了。薩默，妳來回答是誰發現了澳大利亞?
薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。
有關英語短笑話帶翻譯篇4
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second."
壹男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 壹百萬美元對妳意味著多少?"上帝回答:"壹便士."男子又問:"那壹百萬年呢?"上帝說:"壹秒鐘."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到壹便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過壹秒鐘。”