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An American , A French and a Chinese walk in the desert , Go and go and see a bottle , After opening the Cork flying out of a person to , The man said :“ I am immortal , I can meet each of you three wishes"
Americans first rushing said :“ My first wish is to be a lot of money"
Immortal says :“ This simple , Meet you ! Talk about the second wish"
Americans say : I would also like a lot of money"
Immortal after meeting his desire , Americans have also said that his third wish :“ I get home"
Immortal says :“ No problem " Americans with a lot of money back to the United States.
Immortals also asked the French.
French say :“ I want beauty !“ God gave him Belle.
French also said : I would also like to beauty !“ Immortals also meet his , Giving him beauty.
French last when it comes to :“ Take me back to France"
Immortal after returning to ask the Chinese to French.
The Chinese say :“ A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
God gave him . Asked what was his second wish.
The Chinese say : A bottle of ER Guo TOU"
Immortal asked what was his third wish.
The Chinese say :“ I quite like to French and American , You put them all back"
The French and United States popular joy , But helpless , Three people had to walk on
Walked walks has seen a bottle , After opening the plug out of a person to,
The man said :“ I am just the immortals by disciple , Mana not his strength,
So I have to meet each of you two wishes.“
The French and United States people together as a whole think let the Chinese say as good,
That was his back.
So Chinese people said :“ We'll give you a bottle of ER Guo TOU.“
Immortal satisfy his desire.
French and the Americans urging Chinese say second wish.
Chinese gently after drinking a strong spirit of God says:........
The line, you can go
Americans and the French in a huff followed the Chinese continued to travel, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said:
“I'm the one immortal apprentice apprentice , I can only meet each of you one wish! ”
The Americans hurriedly rushing said :“ I never want to see the Chinese people. " Immortal said :" all right. ”，
Then turn to ask the French: “ You then? " The French hurried to say :" I do not want to see the Chinese people. ”
Immortal says :“ Good. " And then turn to ask the Chinese:" do you? ”
The Chinese say: “ They say doesn't count ” 。
As a result the Americans and the French hate Chinese people, walk walk see a bottle
After opening the Cork would drift out of a single person, the man said :“ I'm the one immortal disciple disciple disciple , I only met three of you one wish! " The Americans and the French chorus of whispered:" the Chinese say nothing pretty ".
The man says: “ Good ” , Thus turn to ask the Chinese: “ Say what you want to ？ ”
The Chinese say: “ Let them back to their country, don't follow me suffer. ”
阿拉丁神燈的故事（搞笑版）
壹個美國人,壹個法國人還有壹個中國人走在大沙漠中,走著走著看到壹個瓶子,打開瓶塞後飄出來壹個人來,那個人說:“我是神仙,我能滿足妳們每個人三個願望"
美國人第壹個搶著說:“我第壹個願望是要很多的錢"
神仙說:“這個簡單,滿足妳!說說第二個願望吧"
美國人說:我還要很多的錢"
神仙滿足他的願望後,美國人又說了他的第三個願望:“把我弄回家"
神仙說:“沒問題"於是美國人帶著很多的錢回了美國.
神仙又問法國人.
法國人說:“我要美女!“神仙給了他美女.
法國人又說:我還要美女!“神仙也滿足了他,給了他美女.
法國人最後說到:“把我送回法國"
神仙把法國人送回國後問中國人要什麽.
中國人說:“先來瓶二鍋頭吧"
神仙給了他.問他第二個願望是什麽.
中國人說:再來壹瓶二鍋頭"
神仙問他第三個願望是什麽.
中國人說:“我挺想法國人和美國人的,妳把他們都弄回來吧"
法國人和美國人氣的不得了,但又無可奈何,三個人只好繼續走
走著走著又看見壹個瓶子,打開塞子後又冒出壹個人來,
那個人說:“我是剛才那個神仙的徒弟,法力沒他高強,
所以只能滿足妳們每個人兩個願望.“
法國人和美國人合計合計認為先讓中國人說為好,
免得壹會又被他弄回來.
於是中國人說:“那就先來瓶二鍋頭吧.“
神仙滿足了他的願望.
法國人和美國人催促中國人趕快把第二個願望說出來.
中國人喝完二鍋頭後不緊不慢地對神仙說：........
行了，妳可以走了
美國人和法國人氣呼呼的跟著中國人繼續跋涉，走著走著又看到壹個瓶子，
打開瓶塞後又飄出壹個人來，那個人說:
“我是那個神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能滿足妳們每個人壹個願望！”
美國人急忙搶著說:“我再也不想見到那個中國人了。”神仙說:“好的。”，
然後轉頭問法國人：“妳的呢？”法國人急忙說:“我也不想見到那個中國人了。”
神仙說:“好的。”然後轉頭問中國人：“妳的呢？”
中國人說：“他們說的都不算”。
於是乎美國人和法國人咬牙切齒的跟著中國人，走著走著又看到壹個瓶子，
打開瓶塞後又飄出壹個人來，那個人說:“我是那個神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能滿足妳們三人壹個願望！”美國人和法國人異口同聲的小聲說：“那個中國人說的什麽都不算”。
那個人說：“好的”，於是乎轉頭問中國人：“妳想說什麽 ？”
那個中國人說：“讓他們都回各自的國家吧，別跟著我受罪。”